macam2 kentut

¤Kentut minimal 5x sehari = Normal
¤Kentut minimal 8x sehari = Salah makan
¤Kentut minimal 15x sehari = Abnormal
¤Kentut berfrekuensi 15.000 HZ = Bomber

¤Kentut bertubi - tubi = Machine gunner
¤Kentut tak bersuara = Stealth killer
¤Kentut misterius disini yang kena disana = Sniper